Funny Quotes! (To make your morning)

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September 29, 2012 by sorochiana

A couple funny quotes that I found, scattered online!

1. We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?

Jean Cocturan

2.To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.
Ashleigh Brilliant

3. All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel 

4.I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Elayne Boosler 

5. There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman.

Haha! I hope I made your day a little brighter.

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2 thoughts on “Funny Quotes! (To make your morning)

  1. yourothermotherhere says:

    You did! Thank you!

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